Saturday, January 03, 2009

Lurching Toward Epiphany: Day Ten

On the tenth day of Christmas, Dolores gave to me

Day Ten

ten words of warning,
nine neighbors ringing,
eight shameless encores,
seven kegs a-brimming,
six queens sashaying,
five Highland Flings,
four letter words,
three clenched men,
two hurtled jugs,
and a party that lasted 'til three.

12 comments:

Abigail said...

You make me laugh so hard tears run down my face!!!!

I think I love you:D

chellebelle said...

I know I love you! Tell me you'll have a one-a-day calender for 2010!

Seanna Lea said...

I think if I were Dolores's neighbor that I would have taken a sleeping pill and called it a night. I can't imagine calling the cops would work!

Beth said...

So, is a Knitter's Book of ABCs in the works? I'd love to see what Dolores would come up with for that, but it would probably have to come wrapped in plain brown paper.

FiberQat said...

Oo not the sofa! Not the sofa!

Please tell me Queen Vicky made it through the mayhem.

Knitknigel said...

I can't see how you are going to top this with days 11 and 12. But I know you'll come through. I can imagine knitcampers all over the world singing this, even in the middle of the summer!

Anonymous said...

I'm loving all of this. Poor Harry. He get's dragged into such trouble....

Lin

Anonymous said...

oops - gets

Lin

Alwen said...

I'm still giggling evilly over "...put your ___-ing hair back on..."

Pat said...

I once had some neighbors throw their sofa out the window during a 4am fight. It's much funnier when Delores does it.

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