Here's the bag for each competitor:
- Marilyn "The Knitting Curmudgeon" Roberts: 314 birds
- Joe "Queer Joe" Wilcox: 67 birds
Ever since I tabulated the results, Dolores has been driving me bonkers running around in one of my cowboy hats singing selections from Annie, Get Your Gun. Later on, after she passes out, I plan on checking her makeup case for firearms.