It's time for Panopticon Celebrity Smackdown III.
Marilyn "The Knitting Curmudgeon" Roberts vs.Who do you back in Live Pigeon Shooting?
Joe "Queer Joe" Wilcox
Live Pigeon Shooting is a now-defunct Olympic event that was held only once, in 1900. The rules, according this handy site, were:
The birds were released in front of a participant and the winner was the competitor who shot down the most birds from the sky.There you have it. Each vote equals one dead bird. PETA members and pigeon fanciers may substitute an imaginary clay pigeon. Jean Miles may pretend they are shooting at rabbits if it makes her feel better.
The gunfire stops around 5 p.m. United States Central Standard Time on Thursday, March 16, 2007.