1. Design a charming floral block in crochet.
2. Make it the dominant motif in your pattern for a bedspread.
3. Publish it with instructions sized only for a single bed.
4. Style the photograph to look like Room 148 at Shady Acres Community Home for the Terminally Lonely and Criminally Aged.
5. Name it after a religious movement most associated in the public imagination with never, ever having sex.
6. Wonder why the rising "Me" generation is not flocking to purchase your yarn.