Thou still unfinished strip of garter stitch...
How do I knit thee, double scallop shell edging?*No.
Let me count the rows.
When by thy scorn, o slipped stitch, I am dead...Um...no.
Not scrapbooks, nor the quilted monuments...No no no no no no no.
Roses are red,Yes.
Violets are blue,
I'm thoroughly sick
of knitting you.
*By Sharon Miller, in Heirloom Knitting. Quite a brilliant design, actually. Must remember to write Mrs Miller a note of thanks when my fingers uncramp.