Friday, June 17, 2005

Most Inappropriate Google Return Ever

If you use Google to search for the following:

what should i "wear to lollapalooza?"

Mine is the only link that shows up.

That's like asking Britney Spears what to wear to garden party at Buckingham Palace, or how to spell "cat." She'd have no idea, and when it comes to dressing for Lollapalooza, neither do I.

Okay, I admit it. I am fascinated and often appalled by the ways people use Google to get to my blog.

(And to whoever got here by searching for "anal mints" a couple weeks ago, I'm pretty sure the best solution for your apparent problem area is to try washing it with soap and water.)


Lee Ann said...

Trust me. You'd look just lovely at Lollapalooza.

I think I just died laughing...

It's a very good thing that in World of Warcraft, your pants alone can bring you back to life.

Wait, I think I just figured out what I'd wear to Lollapalooza: Beaststalking Pants. Hey, who couldn't use a little boost in agility and stamina? ;-)

Jon said...

Anal mints? What have you been doing?

I keep checking my referrals and there's very few google searches and all of them are legit. They aren't fun like yours.

AmyP said...

Ahh, you have a google-whack!

goblinbox said...


stephanie said...

Ah yes. The things people are looking for.
(People have problems, I tell you that much.)

Imagine having "harlot" in your blog name and let your imagination run.

Colleen said...

You remember when I blogged about Hunter Tylo's breasts the other day? I got lots of hits off THAT one.

Anal mints? WTHF?

dan said...

Well, I got here by googling, "delightful affable raconteur." But who knew about the anal mints, dear? Who knew?

I'll have to go through the archives and find that posting.

What will they come up with next?

cheryl said...

aren't anal mints those things that hang in toilets????

Calvin said...

I agree with you, Franklin. Britney Spears, pla-ese!! The girl truly does not have much talent. Put her behind just a microphone with a piano as the only back-up and she'd fall flat on her face. I saw a clip of her once that was filmed when she was on a British TV show. She tried to sing a duet live with the host and her voice was flat as all get out. I've enjoyed reading your journal for the past several months and look forward to many more past. Take care.

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