ten words of warning,
nine neighbors ringing,
eight shameless encores,
seven kegs a-brimming,
six queens sashaying,
five Highland Flings,
four letter words,
three clenched men,
two hurtled jugs,
and a party that lasted 'til three.
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Lurching Toward Epiphany: Day Ten
On the tenth day of Christmas, Dolores gave to me
ten words of warning,
nine neighbors ringing,
eight shameless encores,
seven kegs a-brimming,
six queens sashaying,
five Highland Flings,
four letter words,
three clenched men,
two hurtled jugs,
and a party that lasted 'til three.
ten words of warning,
nine neighbors ringing,
eight shameless encores,
seven kegs a-brimming,
six queens sashaying,
five Highland Flings,
four letter words,
three clenched men,
two hurtled jugs,
and a party that lasted 'til three.
You make me laugh so hard tears run down my face!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think I love you:D
I know I love you! Tell me you'll have a one-a-day calender for 2010!
ReplyDeleteI think if I were Dolores's neighbor that I would have taken a sleeping pill and called it a night. I can't imagine calling the cops would work!
ReplyDeleteSo, is a Knitter's Book of ABCs in the works? I'd love to see what Dolores would come up with for that, but it would probably have to come wrapped in plain brown paper.
ReplyDeleteOo not the sofa! Not the sofa!
ReplyDeletePlease tell me Queen Vicky made it through the mayhem.
I can't see how you are going to top this with days 11 and 12. But I know you'll come through. I can imagine knitcampers all over the world singing this, even in the middle of the summer!
ReplyDeleteI'm loving all of this. Poor Harry. He get's dragged into such trouble....
ReplyDeleteLin
oops - gets
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I'm still giggling evilly over "...put your ___-ing hair back on..."
ReplyDeleteI once had some neighbors throw their sofa out the window during a 4am fight. It's much funnier when Delores does it.
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