I am sick, I am not able to stay home and get well, and I am at the end of my patience.
None of this matters right now, though, because I have a whole half-hour for what ought to be lunch and I am going to spend it writing, instead. (Of course, the half-hour could be nullified with a single phone call from the boss, so I'd better write quickly.)
The Contest
I'm keeping the contest open through the weekend and will announce a winner on Tuesday. Entries have been coming in at a quick clip, and I've been laughing a lot when I check the mail. I need the laughs this week, so thank you all more than you can imagine.
The prize, which I hope the winner will feel is actually a prize, will be an original drawing, newly created for the contest. (What did you think I was going to give away? A poncho?)
Meanwhile
To keep sane (and also because it suddenly seems to be a part-time job) I've been drawing every night. I should be working on photographs, but I'm not set up to deal with Photoshop while lying in bed.
Most of what goes into my sketchbook doesn't show up on a shirt or even in the blog. It's really just doodling, although doodling in this case serves two purposes:
- It increases the fluidity and facility with which I draw, much as daily weight workouts give a bodybuilder the ability to lift more weight with greater ease. Unfortunately, drawing does nothing for the abs, or I could give this Web design s--t up and do porn for a living.
- It pulls new ideas out of what I will, for lack of a less pretentious term, call my subconscious. Half the time when the pen hits the paper, I don't really know what I'm going to draw. I just start making lines. And sometimes when I'm done I'm surprised by what's there. Sometimes it's good, and may turn into a finished cartoon. Sometimes, on the other hand, I consider running the paper through the shredder. Twice.
I have no idea where she came from. I thought I was drawing a sheep.
Judging from the date elsewhere on the page, I'd just sat through an interminable conference call at the end of which the only decision made was to schedule another meeting. I was clearly longing for greener pastures.
Before I really got to know a lot of knitters, I would have thought this to be an absurd idea. Now, I'm not so sure. There are probably four or five women reading my blog who have actually done this.
In case you can't read my scribble (I was on the subway) the caption reads, "little [sic] Intarsia's mother loved to knit." Weird. But maybe she could become the heroine of a series of children's books. Little Intarsia Goes to Rhinebeck. Little Intarsia's Very Special Christmas Sweater. Little Intarsia Meets Nancy Bush. Little Intarsia and the Case of the Wacky Ball-Winder.
She'd have to have spunk, like Eloise. An attitude. No way I'm drawing a whiny little twit like Caillou, or that namby-pamby Linnea who keeps mucking about in Monet's garden.
Oh God, I'm so crabby today. Sorry, folks. Nothing a weekend cuddling with C won't fix.
See you Monday. Kisses.
Little Intarsia books sounds fabulous though the market might not be that good. On the other hand, plenty of knitters would probably buy them.
ReplyDeleteI have a small book purchased 2nd hand in a charity shop in England (though published in Australia) called Derek the Dinosaur. Derek isn't like other dinosaurs. He stays indoors (with his friend Montmorency the mouse) and knits. This comes in handy for his fierce brothers when the ice age comes...
Aw, hope you feel better!
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Hopefully all the foulness of work will plant itself in this week and not follow you into the next week.
ReplyDeleteI think it is funny you say you do not know what you are going to draw. I, too, like to draw/doodle and have many times told people I feel like the drawings draw themselves most of the time.
Cuddle away!
I love the Little Intarsia book idea...you better copyright it before someone else grabs it!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the Peaceable Kingdom is going on my WISH LIST!!
Hope you feel better!
I'm sorry about the stress. I've been reading backposts of yours and i have to say i tried the Knitting as an alternative to medicine theory and it worked! maybe you should try that again! I love your drawings, the one of the bride will definitely be me! You should definitely do the book idea too..I think it would be a best seller!
ReplyDeleteOh, could we have Little Intarsia Stabs Caillou Fatally with a Set of Addi DPNs?
ReplyDeleteNot that I have an issue with Caillou or anything, nope.
Even if we can't have murder and mayhem (awwww? pretty please?) I think that Little Intarsia is a fantastic idea!
How about Little Intarsia Meets Barbara Bush and Hogties Her with Yarn? (Oops, my politics are showing. That was not why, exactly, but an Extra Added Bonus of rooting for the White Sox: anything that could make the entire Bush family unhappy in one swell foop was OK with me.)
ReplyDeleteHow about Little Intarsia bitchslaps Tiny Diva?
ReplyDeleteNow that, I'd pay to see.
I adore your "Peaceable Kingdon"!
ReplyDeleteFeel better...
Franklin, you are *so* meant to be an illustrator. Love the sketch/doodles - sometimes the best stuff just pops out from the subconscious. Hope you feel better.
ReplyDeleteFranklin, your doodles are amazing! I'd love to see a collection of them in a book!
ReplyDeleteAnd I lovelovelove Peacable Kingdom.
An original drawing is exactly what I would have hoped for in the contest - now I just have to hope that I win!
The "peacable kingdom" is awesome- Now if only my dog and cat would wind my yarn for me instead of chasing each other down the hall all the time!!!
ReplyDeleteI just love your drawings Franklin. They make me smile :)
Franklin, from the few pictures I've seen, you could do porn for my team, but I guess your heart wouldn't be in it!
ReplyDeleteSnarf.
Your illustrations are wonderful!
ReplyDeleteThanks from another groupie cheering on your fabu illustrating. You make me smile. So, how does it feel to have a harem armed with sharp sticks and wits?
ReplyDeleteNay sayers begone! I can see you developing a whole series of books and related merchandise based on the characters we have seen so far. You have your own definite style and it is eye catching and will sell. Keep going man! Test the waters and eventually you will have enough material to begin pitching to publishers and for your own merchandise. Who says in a years time you won't be able to leave the job you hate and devote all your energy and talent to something you LOVE. Peace!
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen the book "Buddhism for Sheep" -- by Louise Howard and illustrated by Chris Riddell - St. Martin's Press, 1996.
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Love your work --
Have you ever seen the book "Buddhism for Sheep" -- by Louise Howard and illustrated by Chris Riddell - St. Martin's Press, 1996.
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Love your work --
Very nice Blog, refreshing and creative.
ReplyDeletePlease write Little Intarsia books. Seriously. Gorey is dead, the void must be filled. I think it's you.
ReplyDeleteHope Monday morning finds you with more than the dregs of sanity; thanks for keeping the rest of us going with the drawings which are wonderful. I'd buy the Little Intarsia books as long as they maintain some vitriol...
ReplyDeleteYou are truly talented. I admire those that can doodle amazing things. I have CONCENTRATE really hard in order to make a happy face! I'm quite envious of your natural talents. Please keep sharing, illustration for Mar's book is a good start, then your own! You always bring smile to my face. Thank You.
ReplyDeleteHope you are feeling better.
Happy Monday,
Gina
How about a Little Intarsia calendar in the shop? :-) Too funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think the old lady sporting the hip n sexy shrug kinda does look like a sheep. Look at the face and hair... and the hooves! ha!
Hope you're feeling more like yourself.
I like hip'n'sexy grandma, too.
ReplyDeleteCan you write her into the Little Intarsia stories?
Hey there! (cough, sniffle) How ya' been (cough, blow)? Work is bad for your health, I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteI love the idea for the Little Intarsia books. But don't laugh. I have a pregnant knitting girlfriend, who wants to name her daughter intarsia; we are making a MASSIVE effort to discourage her. "Purl" is enough.
BTW, the "peaceable kingdom" doodle made me tear; it's wonderful!