"We've only been married two days. I'll see if you're good enough for a sweater when I'm a vampire. Maybe something that will camouflage blood stains."
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I hate to admit that I read these books, but having done so, let's be honest, Edward was the tease, and I bet he learned to knit in his centuries on earth. I think the captions should be reversed.
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ReplyDeletei saw this today, and never thought about a sweater, but maybe she'll knit him one now she's finally a vampire?
ReplyDeleteI hate to admit that I read these books, but having done so, let's be honest, Edward was the tease, and I bet he learned to knit in his centuries on earth. I think the captions should be reversed.
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ReplyDeleteHe's much cuter without a sweater......
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ReplyDeleteDo any of us think that Bella is actually clever enough to knit a sweater? Edward, maybe, considering his century of free time. But Bella? Nah.
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ReplyDeleteLike Seinfeld's "Elaine"... "is he sponge worthy?"... but the knitter's version "is he sweater worthy?"
ReplyDeleteJake is just so much more sweater (sorry jumper, I'm Australian) worthy but you wouldn't do it as he'd never keep it on...
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