Thursday, October 14, 2010

Experience The Magic of Photo Retouching

TO: Franklin
FR: Tom
SUBJ: Photoshop help?

Hey, is there any way you can fix this pic of Augie with Photoshop?

Thanks,
Tom


Augie, Before

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FR: Franklin
TO: Tom
SUBJ: Re: Photoshop help?

Done. Fifty bucks, please.

-Franklin

Augie, After

51 comments:

  1. If my boxer Otto could talk, this is totally what he would say. (BTW, my verification word is "oventint." Strangely almost appropriate?)

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  2. Jenifer10:41 AM

    brilliant!!!

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  3. That is just perfect! I would pay $50 for that if I were Tom!

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  4. Hey, I have one of those too! http://avatars.ravelrycache.com/JGM/370050/lola_eyes_large.jpg

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  5. Patricia10:45 AM

    I love you and Tom both so much!

    We all know this is exactly what Tom expected when he gave the photo to 'fix'

    Hugs

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  6. DutchJan11:08 AM

    Would love to have those eyes too.. so practical with knitting in the dark....

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  7. Oh teh wunders of Si..Ci..piktur fixin! LaserDog engaged, target acquisition in progress. Watch out for the sharp pointy places.

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  8. you crack me up time and time again!

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  9. That is exactly what I would have done, though probably without the $ charge. Undervalue my service I do!

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  10. "...and he's a canine mind reader!"

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  11. I wouldn't even try to resist a dog with eyes that did that.

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  12. obidantyou should be required to post warnings ... chocolate milk all over the keyboard and monitor! (I am a "dog-person" and it resonated with me ... hmmm)

    Also - word verificantion word is "obidat" ... be obidat and get that dog his cookies .... now!

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  13. You are a hilariously evil man.

    Well played, sir.

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  14. Beautiful, just beautiful!!

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  15. I see nothing wrong with a photo of a dog with Lazer Eyez.

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  16. What did Tom say? ;)

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  17. That was so good, I had to link it on my Facebook account to share it with everyone. :-D

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  18. Next time, please warn me to not have a slug of coffee before reading dangerously funny posts! Just the pick-me-up I needed today.

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  19. Only cookies? I'd give him steak and hawt dawgs and anything just to make him turn them off.

    The cats try to use theirs but they have no effect on me anymore.

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  20. Camille3:44 PM

    Check with Augie. I think he has your money.

    Well played.

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  21. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Nice work sir. I assume you've seen the Missing Missy exchange?
    http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

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  22. KarenJ6:33 PM

    Best smile of the day. Thanks

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  23. Anonymous7:06 PM

    "Fix"? I sure didn't see anything that needed fixing. My dogs would KILL for that supah starey eye power!

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  24. that is so cool . my boxer is barking in my ear to take him for a walk. um clothes on first then we walk.

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  25. (taco chips spewing out my nose) My boxer, Shaela (past tense of "Sheila") prefers omelettes & sausage. . .

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  26. Anonymous, too9:58 PM

    Augie is one very handsome. . .

    . . .alien.

    Ripley and Jonesy would have had nothing to fear if Augie had been on the Nostromo -- except a shortage of cookies.

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  27. My evening has NOT gone well. Thank you for the laugh!

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  28. Is there a second dog somewhere about named Doggie Daddy? (Augue Doggie and Doggie Daddy, popular cartoon back in the day.....waaaaayyyy back in the day)

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  29. Sally2:42 AM

    Thank you for this - I am still laughing!

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  30. SusieQ1006:34 AM

    Ask a silly question.......!!!

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  31. Love it! It's not every day that you can see laser dogs. Laser Cats are a dime a dozen these days, wee need the balance.

    Although I fear for the world cookie population.

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  32. Well, how else were you supposed to fix it?

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  33. must. get. cookies.

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  34. I've suspected Auggie is a wampeer for some time now. Here's the proof!!

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  35. Hahahahaha! This gets tweeted...

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  36. Excellent retouching!

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  37. SNORT! OMG Put that up on Loldogs. Though I think you need to change cookies to hot dogs.

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  38. Cookies? My dogs would have asked for chicken! :D

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  39. OMG, Franklin. I am dying here. Tears are streaming down my face. Thank you for the fabulous laugh!!!

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  40. Anonymous11:10 AM

    You may find this link interesting.

    http://www.pumpispumping.com/2010/07/lost-cat-poster/

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  41. I'm glad I'm not the only person who has "devildog" pictures. LOL!

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  42. God, I love your blog

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  43. Sara in WI6:49 PM

    Thanks for the giggle!

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  44. Interesting article on photo retouching. Thanks for sharing

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