The bicycle and the chicken warmer I wrote about yesterday were both entries in the Knitting Camp contest. The theme–pieces celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of Schoolhouse Press–was inspiring. But given the frantic and fraught nature of my spring and summer, I figured I'd skip it because there'd be no time (and less money) to prepare something really good.
Then, as I was packing for the Provincetown trip, I got an idea for a project that would be portable, inexpensive, challenging, and attainable in a short time. I knit and mounted what is possibly the smallest-ever traveling exhibit of works by Elizabeth Zimmermann.
All three sweaters are "true" miniatures, meaning I followed Elizabeth's formulae exactly as written, including ribbing, sleeve decreases, underarm grafting, etc. The trickiest bit was working out new numbers for the Baby Surprise Jacket to keep it in scale with the others. The yarn is laceweight and sock reinforcing thread, all worked on size zero needles.
I displayed them in a glass-fronted box under the heading GENUS ZIMMERMANNII with individual Latin labels for each specimen. My Latin's shaky (to put it mildly), but the effect is pretty funny.
And to my immense surprise, when the votes were tallied–I won.
Here's a closer look.
Tunica mirabila infantis
Subucula mathematica, var. Retinaculorum
Tunica tomtena
All the patterns (for full-size garments) are available in Knitting Workshop. They were fun to make, though I will advise that if you wish to enjoy a nice, relaxing knit I advice against working a 12-stitch sleeve in laceweight on four needles.
I'm not sure why you're surprised! That's genius. Congratulations. :)
ReplyDeleteMazel tov. :)
ReplyDeletethis is really brilliant, in concept and execution. FWIW, next time you need a little tiny tube, like a glove finger, a sock toe or, say, a 12-stitch sleeve -- you can work it as an I-cord.
ReplyDeleteOh my! Those are the cutest little guys ever! =)
ReplyDeleteI am in awe of your apparent capacity for working with the small and fiddly - your collection is excellent!
ReplyDeleteFranklin - That is truly awe inspiring! I used to knit sweaters for Mack truck Bulldog hood ornaments (a gift for a friend) but these little gems take the cake. Yowza! - Joe, in Wyoming
ReplyDeleteYou deserved to win. Elizabeth would surely approve of these little guys.
ReplyDeletewho doesn't love tiny things?!
ReplyDeleteGratz on winning and the lovely execution.
What did you win?
ReplyDeleteOh, and this just goes to prove that you are a sick, sick man in serious need of therapy. I mean, Dude. Really.
there are adorable, and complete proof of your insanity!
ReplyDeleteBravo! You could auction the collection on-line for a favorite charity and make mega-bucks.
ReplyDeleteThose are pretty much beyond belief! Amazing! For your next trick are you going to work cross stitch on handkerchief lawn like the Spanish nuns do?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on winning. Those are awesome. You are amazing.
ReplyDeleteIncredible, but now I am really questioning your sanity
ReplyDeleteOMG! Truly amazing. How lovely.
ReplyDeleteadorable! Yeah the sweaters too!!
ReplyDelete> Tunica mirabila infantis
ReplyDelete*falls off chair laughing*
Your Latin is apparently doing just fine. Mine is crumbling away in a drawer somewhere, but this is flippin' brilliant.
I've been contemplating bitty fair-isle stockings as Christmas ornaments. I have the size 000 needles, but no laceweight I'm willing to sacrifice. Maybe if I take sock yarn and split the plies...? And now here you are encouraging me in this insanity.
Sweetie, where they're going to send you if you keep this up they don't permit sharp objects.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant entry, right there. I can see those pieces in a museum or, at the very least, in an issue of IK or such. Congratulations!
ReplyDeletebeen to http://bugknits.com/ ? The galleries are worth browsing. I didn't think anyone else did that kind of thing, but you are amazing, I shouldn't be surprised. -- Mindy
ReplyDeleteYou are insane. And brilliant. I am in awe. Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Congrats on winning.
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ReplyDeletejust wanted to point out (because you seem like the type of person to care) that your book link for knitting workshop redirects to an amazon page, rather than the page to purchase it directly from schoolhouse press, which is here:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.schoolhousepress.com/gen_books.htm
about a fifth of the way down the page.
cheers!!
Jess.
I did a Christmas tree garland last year with 1.5" sweaters and 3/4" socks, teeny scarves and hats. The socks were stranded, and had a proper turned, gussetted heel. I know just how non-relaxing your exhibit would have been.
ReplyDeleteBut I didn't bother with the Latin.
You are the best!! I'm not crazy enough to try that myself though..
ReplyDeleteWow. Just ... wow. Insane and very clever. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm so impressed that you came up with the idea in the first place, and then carried it out too! Really inspired :)
ReplyDeleteOoh! That's what you were working on and couldn't show! Amazing stuff!
ReplyDeleteFranklin, those are brilliant. Lovely work!!
ReplyDeleteI just KNEW that you couldn't pass up a show-n-tell!
ReplyDeleteThose are absolutely freakin' hilarious! Bravo! And congrats on winning.
ReplyDeleteHow clever are you? Cleverus Humanis would be your latin title.
ReplyDeleteBravo! Did you also whittle your own tiny toothpick sized needles upon which to knit these fabulous miniatures?
ReplyDeleteWell, of course you won! This is absolutely brilliant! And hilarious. Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteAdorable! Although now I'm very worried about your eyesight.
ReplyDeleteGod, you seriously *are* crazy, aren't you? ;)
ReplyDeleteI guess all this time living with Dolores, it had to happen eventually.............
Those are awesome, and you are insane (in the best possible way). I second "lise in nj" on the i-cord for small tubes. If you do one stitch less than called for you can ladder up a column to eliminate the gap a la nona's i-cord gloves (which I'm making now, which is how I know). These must have made P-town even more fun.
ReplyDeleteOnly 0s? The sts look MUCH smaller.
ReplyDeleteYou are officially insane, but in the best way.
-Lynn in Tucson
OMG - too funny!
ReplyDeletesmooches!
wow! That's unreal, I didn't even know people could DO that. Of course if anyone could it would be you. Congrats.
ReplyDeleteThose are awesome! Congratulations :D
ReplyDeleteGenius, pure and simple. Akin to EZ herself!
ReplyDeleteCrazy? Nah.
ReplyDeleteWe only have to worry if you start spinning for the miniatures on itty bitty spindles.
Congratulations on top prize!
the line between genius and insanity is very thin!
ReplyDeleteI love the obsessiveness of every item totally done to scale, and your latin names are the perfect detail.
those are awesome! you're my hero - the latin labels were a great finishing touch. congrats!
ReplyDeleteVery nice and I woulda voted for you as well. I mean, I would steal the knitted bicycle, but I'd vote for yours as best historical project.
ReplyDeleteOkay, okay, I wouldn't steal the bike, but I'd like the pattern.
ONLY YOU!!!! ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteElizabeth B .... B not Z ... but I bet EZ is delighted!!!
You are an insane genius and that's why we love you...
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
Dude, you rock. I knit a tiny raglan sleeve pullover years ago as a solstice tree ornament, but I got nothin' on you. I can't even really call mine tiny anymore. Just small, really.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth would be proud of you.
Hey--I just sat down to read the Fall VK that came in the mail today. Congrats!
ReplyDeleteThat is jaw-droppingly awesome. Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThey're so cute!
ReplyDeleteMargie in Maryland
Try knitting a spindle for a bunny.
ReplyDeleteI swear, your bunny is going to have to be insanely good. I haven't figured out what accessory it should have yet, but it will have to be...
heu...
lifelike. :-)
amazing!! I really ought to start READING your other comments before leaving my own...*sigh* totally unoriginal yesterday...
ReplyDeleteI'm making my first tunica mirabila infantis right now... normal sized, however - I cannot imagine making a wee one!
congrats on the win!
These are fabulous and marvelous. These also prove beyond a doubt that you are STILL a genius. I am agog (AGAIN!) at your talent and finesse.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, you need to get out more. The Proof of Insanity label is right on. ; ~ )
Wherever she is, EZ is having a great chuckle. Congratulations, Franklin. You've again outdone yourself.
ReplyDeleteyou have officially gone over the brink. And, I'm jealous.
ReplyDeleteSo size does matter!
ReplyDeleteOf course you won. Terrific. And I don't think we needed the "stress alert" for o's and 12 stitch sleves.
Those are beautiful! So, so gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteI am going to find the miniature long johns I knitted, and then lost.
They have to be in the flat somewhere.
~x~
Sheer Genius (genus)! You never cease to amaze me with your skill and sheer determination to make something wonderful out of what is at hand .... inspired idea.
ReplyDeleteYou are just so much fun. It's wonderful that the innernets came along just in time for all of us to witness your special brand of ... well, you.
ReplyDeleteOK, now you're scaring me. In a good way. I think.
ReplyDeleteTaking absolutely nothing away from your clever, clever entry, but I bet the bicycle woman was pissed. :) Never mind. You risked your eyesight for the cause. I have just discovered your wonderful blog and have already bought two T-shirts. Knitting, art, and wit in one blog?? Love it!
ReplyDeleteyou just continue to amaze me.
ReplyDeletecongrats mi amigo loco. because only mi amigo loco would attempt such a thing! LOL but i love mi amigo loco. he's so kah-yute!
ReplyDeleteoh, forgot to ask: what'd ya win??
ReplyDeleteI am in awe.
ReplyDeleteSee, I knew I liked you! Lace and tiny little tubes.
ReplyDeleteWe shall seduce you to the dark side yet. Double knitting in three colors!
http://www.ravelry.com/groups/double-knitting
The title could also be: Genius Zimmermannii because she certainly was. I loved your miniatures so much! Glad you won, because a rubber chicken warmer is just scary, funny but scary. :O)
ReplyDeleteyou are one little tomte, in the meaning full of surprises. i adore those little numbers with latin names. even more than i adore their grown up siblings.
ReplyDeletebravo, franklin
Franklin, that's absolute genius, and of course you won -- but it should be "tunica mirabilis infantis". "Mirabilis" nominative, to go with "tunica". "Infantis" of course is genitive.
ReplyDeleteIt's a wonder I have any friends. Maybe I don't.
Love Jean
that is absolutely brilliant. Even my non-knitter husband is highly impressed and amused.
ReplyDeleteOh, my.
ReplyDeleteThey're so tiny!
Great idea.
OMGosh! I can't knit that darn BSJ in the regular size and you did it to fit a gerbil! I bow to the Master!
ReplyDeleteMost excellent!
ReplyDeleteGenius. Both of you.
ReplyDeleteBrilliantly conceived and executed. Congratulations on your victory.
ReplyDeleteSumma cum laude!
ReplyDeleteNew here, found you through Brenda and can only say WOW...truly brilliant idea. Congrats on winning! Obviously well deserved!
ReplyDeleteThey're brilliant. Absolutely brilliant! And now I'm scared to sign up for knitting camp; I'd never be able to knit those sleeves...
ReplyDeleteyou are incredible! These totally deserved to win!
ReplyDeleteFranklin, those are EXCELLENT!
ReplyDeleteCONGRATS- you totally deserve it!
Judy in AUS
Well done! I know the tomtena is difficult to catch when it is attached to its host.
ReplyDeleteyou'rr insane! but cute.
ReplyDeletethey're darling. good work!
ReplyDeleteI am not surprised AT ALL! They are the sweetest things I think I have ever seen!
ReplyDeleteYou are a man of so many talents!! I wish I had HALF of your imagination!!
ACKK! I am sorry, Franklin - I forgot to say CONGRATULATIONS! Duh!
ReplyDeletethere you go again with those itty bitty needles... how is your eye sight holding up?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on Winning! Isn't it about time for someting on say oh, about a size 7 needle now?
Wow!
ReplyDelete(By the way, I did design a sock from the shin out. Now I just have to knit it.)
This is a wonderful idea, and I like the way you displayed it. How long did it take you to create these little wonders in total?
ReplyDeleteFranklin, they are simply fabulous. You are so generous to continually thrill us with your creativity. Elizabeth is CRACKING UP in heaven...she would be delighted!
ReplyDeleteSoooo clever....putting them under glass and naming them 'Genus Zimmermannii' - brilliant. Just loving your blog.
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