Friday, January 11, 2008

Knit a Little Lamb: Exciting Conclusion

The Hollywood writers are still on strike, so I figure I got a decent shot at you tuning in to see how the little lamb turns out. You could choose to walk away and watch old episodes of "Bosom Buddies" on DVD, but it would make him cry.

The Model

Knitter's choice.

At the end of part two we finished the main shapes and only needed to add small details to finish up. Frankly, I could have covered this all in two installments but I forgot to knit a background swatch to stick the thing on.

A Meadow

Plus it was lunch time and I'd developed an unaccountable craving for souvlaki.

Okay. Pretend the green square (note the garter edges; I love you so much I made the swatch neat and pretty) is the pocket of Abigail's sweater. Whipstitch the lamb body onto it.

Whip It Good

It still doesn't look much like a lamb, though. We have to give it a face. And just as we reduced the body to its simplest elements in order to knit it, so we must pick out only the essential details in the face. Happily, there's not a whole lot going on in a lamb's face.

Face, Analyzed

That's all, sister.

Easy enough to render with a bit of doubled sewing thread–chosen in lieu of yarn or embroidery floss because the former is too thick, and the latter is unlikely to stand up to much washing.

Using our simplified sketch as a guide, we add the nose, mouth and beady little eyes.

Face, Complete

Now, ears.

You could drive yourself cuckoo knitting two itty-bitty little ear flaps, then painstakingly sew them onto the lamb only to find out they make it look more like an albino bat. But since I've already done that, you don't have to.

Instead, simply embroider a single petal from a lazy daisy on either side, and fill 'em both in with a couple stitches each.

Ear Detail

And behold, the lamb.

Awwww.

Awwwwww.

It's not just for babies, either. You can do so much with it! L@@K!

Wee Drinkie

Trendy wine coaster.

Country Home Decor

Cozy antimacassar.

Stylin'

Avant-garde toupée.

Wipe Wipe

Polishing cloth.

Where Was I?

Bookmark.

I Wish I Could Smurf You

Smurf hideout.

Incognito

Ironic disguise.

G'night

Cat bed.

* Finis *

70 comments:

  1. I love all the uses you found for the swatch! Great tutorial.

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  2. Hee! Smurf hideout!

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  3. Anonymous3:35 PM

    I just laughed myself into a coughing fit over the 'albino bat.' Now I want to make one of my own!

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  4. I was thisclose to selling my children on etsy (hey, I made them, right?), but your blog made me laugh out loud several times, and now I'm feeling benevolent enough to keep them. Where shall I have them send the thank you notes?

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  5. *snigger* Why, versatile seems to be your middle name.

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  6. love the ironic disguise and smurf hideout. don't you dare polish shoes with it. evil!

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  7. Oh, honey, you slay me! Love the tutorial--though perhaps the little lambie is a bit to delicate for handling the needs of your impressive leather boy boots?

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  8. Anonymous4:57 PM

    why do you have a smurf?

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  9. Bookmark?

    Is that like the bookmark I knit for you last year?

    lol!

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  10. Where'd ya get the uber-realistic but small sheep in the iconic pic??

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  11. I've never considered knitting baby clothes, when I found out there was a chance of having something turn out like an albino bat, you piqued my interest.

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  12. Anonymous5:19 PM

    thanks for putting a big smile on my face this afternoon with your creative uses for the swatch!

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  13. Anonymous5:25 PM

    My fiance just looked over from across the couch, saw the pre-ear picture, and asked if it was a lamb or a dog. Considering that it was still lacking the ears at that point, I'd call that very successful!

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  14. I didn't know a man could be so creative with a sweet lamb! Bravo! Have a wonderful weekend

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  15. AAHAHAHAHA CAT BED!!!!

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  16. Anonymous5:58 PM

    Oh Most Demented Of Minds - your swatch uses crack me up.

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  17. I'm impressed with your lambie and love that you are quite the film connoisseur. ;-)

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  18. Oh you crack me up. Why can't you be my neighbor?

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  19. Anonymous6:56 PM

    I love the ironic disguise. The disguised sheep even has an ironic look on its face.

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  20. I about fell over laughing at albino bat. Then the many uses of a swatch pretty much finished me off.

    Thanks for the great tutorial!

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  21. Whipstitch? Honey i like the sound of that!

    And your boots are pretty sexy, too.

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  22. All I have to say is Franklin, you make me smile :) Thanks for the entertainment.

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  23. Since Smurfette dumped him, Cowboy Smurf has never been the same. I must go make some little lambs myself.

    Ava

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  24. Is it just me or does that little lamb look like he's smirking?

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  25. ok am i the only one wondering who this Kristen chick is? ("the films of...")... cause from that little glimpse, it looks like some friendly gentleman action going on...! should your little lamby pocket REALLY be gracing those pages? hehe.

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  26. Anonymous9:37 PM

    Lambimacassar?

    Great tutorial! Now, if only someone comes up with how to survive laughing at the sample uses...

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  27. Anonymous10:23 PM

    Exciting new direction in headwear design, *but* it was the cats waving from the cat bed that made me laugh out loud!

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  28. Anonymous10:33 PM

    Impressive tutorial, amazing collection of props for the various applications but I'm going to keep coming back for another look at that adorable lamb. It made me smile all week--and that really says something.

    Gerrie in St Paul

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  29. Anonymous11:11 PM

    Late comment on the Maltese Fisherman's hat - you inspired me to go to EZ and knit one for DH, who is THRILLED at his new hat that keeps his ears warm.

    Thanks from both of us!

    Lurker Beverly near Yosemite, CA

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  30. Anonymous12:15 AM

    I'm guessing that's Dolores' book?

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  31. Anonymous12:25 AM

    speaking of dolores...wouldn't that lamb look adorable with her cat-eye glasses?
    mittz on ravelry

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  32. Adorable! I love all the uses you found for the swatch :D

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  33. I left an awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww on the last post but badblogger ate it
    so awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww again.

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  34. Wow, Franklin has all the cool toys.

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  35. Stop being so damn cute! I mean it! Stop it! It makes me sad that you live so far away from me!

    How many days 'til April?

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  36. Wonderful workshop. Looking forward to the next one.

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  37. Wonderful, had me a good laugh! :o)

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  38. Is it just me? Or does that lamby look a lot like Dolores? Is this a portrait of Dolores in younger, innocent days, or has there been an event you have not told us about?

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  39. I would sing 'Little Lamb' from Gypsy, but I can't remember all the words...

    So cute!

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  40. That is hilarious - Ironic disguise :)

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  41. I want your boots.

    I also *heart* your lamb, but I just know what would happen if I tried one. Albino bats all round. Now, maybe if I knitted a little black sheepy....hmmmm

    KnottyArtisan on Ravelry

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  42. Anonymous3:17 PM

    You have to write a book with knitting as the subject. Your directions were incredibly clear, concise, and fun to read.

    The new design: OOOO! COLOR!!!

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  43. Whew! You are awesome! And just in time to inspire me so that when the cold finger freezing nights of late January and early February lambing in Maine are upon me - I'll keep this pic in mind.

    I am partial to the toupee' - but the smurf hideout near made me fall out of my chair.

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  44. Cracked me up. I need a Smurf so I can knit it a hideout.

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  45. You are the cleverest little darling aren't you. Very nice lambikin. And I about died laughing over the cat bed. I don't know why. It was just really funny.

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  46. Anonymous8:22 PM

    Love the bookmark and its use for smurf and your choice of books or should I say films ;-)

    Hugs!!!

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  47. Avant garde indeed. I heard that Tibetan yaks were the fashion trend this year as opposed to the lower Mongolian yaks.

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  48. Anonymous1:03 AM

    omg, I laughed so much that Other Half came in to see what was up...

    Thank you (hiccup)

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  49. I agree with eileen. You have very cool toys. Where did you get the smurf. In my youth, after school was misspent watching The Smurfs. Long live nostalgia.

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  50. Tough to decide my favourite usage.
    But I think the ironic disguise wins by a nose (albeit a small, flat one)

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  51. Great tutorial indeed! :)
    Love the last/upside down picture.

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  52. How am I supposed to read blogs at work when you make tea come out of my nose? Huh? huh?

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  53. I have a giant crush on those boots. And on your knitting skills -- thanks for sharing!

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  54. Anonymous7:26 AM

    Oops... I was scrolling down first, looking at the pics, and saw "polishing cloth" and saw the picture of the book. I thought you'd gone x-rated!! What can I say, it's 5:30 in the morning. I'm not awake yet!

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  55. Personally, the toupee is my favorite use for this. Next would have to be the bookmark. {evil smirk}

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  56. HA! I snorted when I got to the toupée picture.

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  57. Franklin, it's such a pleasure to read your blog! Thank you for being there.

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  58. So cute! Congrats and thanks!
    (((hugs)))

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  59. Anonymous2:51 PM

    *Another* smurf lover? Check this out: http://www.cbc.ca/arts/books/story/2008/01/14/smurf-anniversary-events.html

    Loved the tutorial. Thanks, Franklin!

    ADA

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  60. The Smurf hideout cracked me up.

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  61. Anonymous5:52 PM

    Hmm... until I saw the caption, I thought it was a boot cozy!

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  62. Am I more turned on by the toupee or your boots? Or maybe it's just the sheep. Or maybe funny men are just more sexy than anything else. Thanks for the laugh, Darling.

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  63. Anonymous9:34 AM

    Lurv your work. Absolutely smashing. And I mean that honestly.

    Question: Have you changed anything with the site? I'm having issues perusing your musings in Firefox (it's more frozen than a rush-party margarita, reboot required) and since have gone onto Safari b/c let's be honest-- one just can't get enough. It's like mental Pringle's or something.

    Thanks for the knitting voyeurism.

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  64. Anonymous11:57 AM

    you make me smile. thanks!

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  65. It is amazing how a few details can totally change what something looks like.

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  66. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Noooooo ... not a shoe polisher. Much too cute to be a shoe polisher.

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  67. Anonymous11:07 PM

    I love the little lamb - it's so cute!

    LeaMV

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  68. I've never even considered using swatches to bookmark porn! You are a visionary.

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